Something a Little Different

This is Muffin. She and Zuzana are currently working out who is the dominant house kitty-mostly by Zuzana hissing and then running away, and Muffin just staring at her.

Muffin just does not care.

Subtle

The bug under there will never even know you're coming.

Quiet Time

Dammit Cat,

SHUT UP.

The dogs are all inside. You have food. Your box is clean. You refuse to play with any toys I dangle in front of you.

So why have you been howling for about twenty minutes straight? Every time we get up you stop until we sit down again. You run from us, you won't play with any of your toys, and don't want pets.

What do you want? At this point, name it. It's yours. Just shut. Up.

Again??

Dammit Cat,

Let's go over this one more time, shall we?

If you can get up onto something, you can get back down. I promise.

That said, please stop getting up on the tall aquarium. I thought that after rescuing you the first time, you would understand and leave it alone.

Nope, the next night you went up onto it again, and started once more howling because you couldn't get down. Surely you understood then!

But alas. You went up there again the night after. It was only about five minutes before you started howling and pacing on top of the tank.

You WILL learn this time, right..? Oh, who am I kidding. At eight o' clock sharp, I'm sure you'll climb up again.