Jet Dry

Dammit Cat,

What is your fascination with the dishwasher? Why do you climb in it, and only when the dishes are clean?

Is it to rub your cat hair all over the slightly damp dishes, ensuring that we'll find hair stuck to every dish later as we eat?

You don't really do this when the dishes are dirty and going into the dishwasher, which would actually make sense. No, you wait until we pull the rack out and try to walk behind it, into the little cave of wonders back there, walking on and against the newly cleaned cutlery as you go. You also seem to delight in hopping onto the lid of the dishwasher when it is lowered. Please understand that I cannot unload it with you standing there, and do not give me the dirtiest looks that you can when I move you aside to pull the rack out.

Now that we've got that out of the way, maybe we can move onto your pencil stealing addiction....