Monday, May 30, 2011

Snailocide

Dammit Cat,

The snails NEED to stay in the water. You notice how they are in a saltwater aquarium? They need to stay there.

I need to not hear an odd noise and go in to find one on the floor, still dripping wet.

No, I don't believe for a second that it wasn't you. You were standing in the room, trying to look innocent, and snails don't jump.

Seriously. Leave. The tank. Alone.

And while we're on the subject... Where in the HELL is the eel?! I'm assuming it jumped out since it's nowhere to be found, but did you eat it?

.....I bet you ate it.

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