Sunday, April 10, 2011

Kleptomania

Dammit Cat,

We've talked about this. I think you need to admit that you have a problem.

So far you've stolen slippers, an animatronic dog that sings, I don't even know how many hot glue sticks, a Bluetooth ear set, socks, pencils, a live shrimp, a live (until you bit through the top of it) crab, an earring that is still missing, LEGO men, Christmas ornaments, and now a shell. And that's just what we know about!

I really think that we need to see a professional about this hoarding problem that you seem to have. It's for your own good.


...Dammit, where'd my iPod go?!

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