"Helping"

Dammit Cat,

I know that you clearly want to be involved in what I'm doing, especially when what I'm doing is not paying attention to you when I clearly should be. I do appreciate your help. However, let's lay down some rules, shall we?

Rule 1: When I'm measuring out fabric on the floor, it is not necessary to hold it down. I do appreciate the thought though.

Rule 2: When I'm rolling up that fabric to store it, please don't attack my toes. They are not attacking me, or whatever it was you thought.

Rule 3: Yes, I WAS reaching for that thread! Thank you for knocking it off the desk and running downstairs with it. Again. Especially because it's the only spool I have in the color I need.

Rule 4: Leave the pattern paper alone. Also, do not attack my hand when I try to pull the pattern paper away.


Now that we've gone over those, I think we can have a nice, productive craft time.

....Dammit! Where did that thread go?!