Pretty Girl

Dammit Cat,

You are not one of the velociraptors from Jurassic Park. You have never seen that movie, so far as I know.

So why is it that you jiggle door handles? Or that you even know to do that? Honestly, there is almost nothing creepier than going to the bathroom and hearing the door knob rattle, and then seeing your paws hooking underneath the door.

I cannot even express how happy I am that we have round door knobs and not the hook type, because I have absolutely no doubt that you would be able to open those. I know what would happen then. I would look up from my bed one night and the door would swing wordlessly open, like in some horror movie, and as soon as I got up to check you would attack my ankles from under the bed, bringing me down for the kill.

Or maybe I just watched too many horror films. Either way, thank goodness we've got the round kind. Now PLEASE let me pee in peace!